7PM Doors ✖ Hall ✖ $10 ✖ 21+

Are you one of the beautiful people heading to the frosty North for Super Bowl LII? Well then, you can toss all your other Super Bowl party invites in the urinal, because Deadspin is having a Very Large Adult Game party of its own. And it’s gonna be SO exclusive (open to the public) and SO fancy (a $10 ticket gets you three drinks) and SO goddamn sexy (we’re gonna do a live podcast for part of it) that it’ll make your nuts ache.